"Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters." This is more than a great line from Mel Brook's "Blazing Saddles", this is sound advice to those of you men considering dipping your toe into the wonderful world of pegging. Ever since I updated my AFF profile to include pegging, I have been inundated by enthusiastically curious, vehemently straight men who are filled with misconceptions and questions about pegging. I'm constantly asked, "Will you be gentle?" Yes. Of course. Gentlemen, we are not acting out a prison shower scene. Next is, "Is it going to be big?" Once again, we are not boring the Holland Tunnel. Pegging adventures do not require your holiest of holy being introduced to a thick black mamba strap on. A strap on the size of a woman's pinkie finger can do the trick. Comfort is key. Another question is, "How deep will you go?" Pegging doesn't mean we're drilling of oil. The anus opening is abundant with nerve ending that register pleasure. Something you may have heard Freud reference to in his theory of psycho-sexual development. But pegging doesn't just stop there with the stimulation of the anus. Oh, no, no. Gentlemen, I introduce you to your prostate. A gland that is hard wired to the pleasure center of your brain. Approximately 1 1/2 inches into the rectum is your P-spot which when massaged properly can not only induce repeated hands-free penile orgasms, but also continuous intense anal orgasms. Together, pegging offers you a leg shaking, knee buckling, toe curling, eye watering, deity calling, climax screaming experience.

Where does a pegging maven like me start? Lubrication. I prefer the silicone based lubes because they stay nice and slippery during an hour long session. The water based lubes tend to become "tacky" over time. As for the strap on, I have anatomically correct strap ons that range in sizes from the smallest small to the "Oh my G*d!!!" How do I pick? I always select a size that may cause an initial wince, but that will soon turn into moans of pleasure. Why anatomically correct? I've found that the glans corona (look it up) is perfect for the massaging of the prostate. That ridge around the head of penis can hit that P-spot with each pumping action.

What you'll find, afterwards, your naked body crumpled onto the floor like a wet dish towel, your heart racing, your skin glistening with sweat, your loud panting as you try to catch your breath, your sack well drained, your limp manhood shrinking from exhaustion faster than a scared turtle, and your hole pulsating with joy. That euphoric pegging glow will remain long after your session has ended.

I hope this writing not only piques your interest in pegging, but answers your questions and assuages your fears.

So when the time comes, and your ready to surrender your precious little pink hole to a pegging maven, go ahead, drop your pants, bend over, and remember, "Gentlemen, please, rest your sphincters."

(The photo is of AFF's just4coffee and AFF's phatbootyluv lubed up and ready for their pegging session.)