Released by Stiff Records in 1986, Big Cock is the title of King Kurt's second album. King Kurt were a British punk rockabilly band. The band had a few minor hit singles here.
The reason why I'm bringing this up is because there are rumours swirling around on social media that King Kurt's album was inspired by me after the band's singer Gary 'The Smeg' Cayton' saw my cock in a men's changing room at a swimming pool
in London.
I'm not sure whether whether the rumours have hit this site. But I want to rebut these scurrilous allegations. I've been advised by the site that rapid rebuttal is the best way of dealing with misinformation spread by unscrupulous trolls.
If Gary 'The Smeg' Cayton had seen my cock, the album would have been titled Average Cock, But Still the Last Winner of the AFF Best Cock Award!
However, I can confirm that I 'did' model half-naked for Chaepter's Naked Era album cover, see photo below as proof!
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An interesting bit of vinyl from your collection. I do have to wonder who may have started the rumors and if they were started just to give you a lead-in for this HNW event.
I guess I should count my blessings as those rumours did inspire my HNW post!
And here I thought you were talking like vinyl wrapped around a big cock lol
I don't think I want a vinyl-wrapped cock!
@spunkycumfun True! Vinyl is just not not stretchy enough to wrap a cock with comfort.
@justskin1 Plus I don't want a needle playing the vinyl near my cock!
Wouldn’t such a rumor stoke the ego? 🤔
Just a little, but my desire for the truth inspired my rebuttal!
Another fantastic tale. Happy HNW
Many thanks.
Ask for your share of the profit
Hugs!!
Unfortunately the album didn't sell well!
I still remember when you had a pic of your cock as profile photo
I hope you can erase that memory from your brain!
@spunkycumfun Why?
@AuraAviatik6 I'm only kidding. I like the thought that my cock is banked in your memory!
That is a singularly unappealing album cover, I'm sorry to say.
Happy HNW!
I wasn't happy with the photo shoot but my complaints got over-ruled!
I have never heard of this song or the singer my friend. I am sure it's a great song. Thank you for sharing it with us.
I hope your hump day is filled with much happiness and sexiness..🙂
I've never heard of the album until now!
Have a HNW!!
Thank you. And you.
Great name for a record company
It is a good name. Stiff Records had quite a few good artists in its stable, like Nick Lowe, The Damned, Lene Lovich, Motörhead, Devo, Ian Dury & the Blockheads, Elvis Costello, The Pogues and Madness.
@spunkycumfun I probably own a few of their records
@njfitguy1 There's also Wreckless Eric. His Whole Wide World song is one of my favourite love songs.
I learned long ago that in the public relations area, the best way to bring attention to a rumor is to deny it. Well done! Happy HN-C
Public relations was never my forte!
And that AFF Best Cock is forever immortalized in the 2022 10th Anniversary HNW Calendar!
I must put that calendar on display over my fireplace!
@mufdiver69er2 They'll be mightily impressed!
@mufdiver69er2 My cock would never traumatise anyone!
@mufdiver69er2 @spunkycumfun Now, lads ... where is the unity of Uncut Corner?
@superbjversion2 I think @mufdiver69er2 may have got cut!
@mufdiver69er2 Uncut Corner is then safe and reserved for us two!
@mufdiver69er2 Just making sure.
@mufdiver69er2, @spunkycumfun I'm not allowed in the corner any longer? 😥
@superbjversion2 Uncut Corner is your corner. @mufdiver69er2 and I are mere tenants!