Secret_lade and a Gentleman Friend are strolling along the lit lantern path, headed to Haunted Fort Michilimackinac.
It's a Halloween Fort Fright event and Secret_lady has been looking forward to the night.
"Let's go to the haunted house!"
I'm here to tell you folks, there is no good that can come from a Haunted House...
Any semblance of class and couth you may think you have will be stripped away at your first jump-scare as you let loose that blood curdling scream and yell....
"Oh My God!"
I didn't turn to look, but I'm certain Gentleman Friend was following behind me at a healthy distance, nobody wants to be seen with the lady who keeps screaming at the haunted house!
It was the jump-scare at the end that had gotten me the worst.
The end was in sight, and I was traveling at a healthy pace, headed toward it, when a character actor disguised as a ghost solder stepped out from beneath a clothed partition, right in front of me.
Catching me completely off guard, I screamed at the top of my lungs and immediately crossed my legs....
"Oh my God! I almost peed my pants!!"
It was no joke, either.... It really did take everything I had to not pee my pants.
The character actor stood there for a long moment, smiled and chuckled, then retreated back to his hidden little alcove at the end of the path.
I stood there for a long moment, wondering if I looked as ridiculous as I felt, then continued moving forward myself.
There's no classy way to come back from this one!
But, what could you really expect from the woman who is already stumbling through life with food stains on her tits?
Happy Monday!
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Wow I was there 2 years ago because my family lives in Elk Rapids !!! Let's get together and have a drink or 3 ???!!!🌷❤👍
Secret…laughing out loud. And hating to admit I can relate.
I’m glad I’m not alone!
Well, you made that character actor happy 😂
I’m sure he told everyone about “the lady who almost peed her pants” when they were closing down for the night. Lol
Haunted Fort? Awesome!
Reminds me of my stint as a haunted house clown in Detroit. One woman was screaming so badly, that I had to take off my mask to show her it was just a fat, old woman, as I escorted her out the "chicken door." At least you made it to the end.
That would have been awesome!! I’d love to be one of the characters!
That sounds like a great time.
It was really fun, I really enjoyed it.
Man.. The last haunted house I went to was with the boy back when were in Japan at the base. We laughed through it all. I know, they tried but you could see how everything was spaced to where they 'actors' were to be hiding.
I'm sure your gentleman friend didn't mind at all. I think he was wondering if she (you) were this loud in bed and if he can make you get louder. At least, those would be my thoughts.
Food stained tits? Now you have my curiosity even more piqued. Chuckle.
Don't worry, your doing just fine. Did we mention how proud we are of you? If not, just know that we are.
Omg…. Thank you! I’m really working on becoming a better version of myself. Some days are better than others. I’m having a bad day today, which is not good at all for me…. So it was really nice to see your comment.
@secret_lade No worries. Just remember we need the bad days so we can truly appreciate the good ones.
I've been to similar haunts, and they can be spooky. 👻
It could have been worse. I once made a first-date laugh so hard she farted. I was OK with that, but we never had a second date. She claimed I wasn't her type. I imagine, to make her feel better, I should have cut wind as well. 😂
LOL She was probably mortified.... I know I would have been. Perhaps she didn't know you were ok with it?