This is what happens when you let your pets watch you doing the deed 😉 I think it would be worse to have a parrot that mimics all the freaky sounds you make during sex. Imagine having family over and the parrot starts moaning and says things like “You make me so wet, Spank me, I’m going to make you cum so hard”. You would need a good story to explain your pervy parrot 🤣🦜🦜
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LOL, I laughed out loud thinking about the parrot - could be pretty embarrassing, or a great conversation starter...
That might be completely applicable. I have beef cows. Ummm. That position, um , is not going to be replicated by your pet cow!
That parrot could be the golden ticket to you breaking the ice with dates you bring home. Just let the parrot start talking all of it sex speak and in no time you'll be knockin boots 🤠