just looking for SANE like minded people, friends, FWB, fuck buddies, etc...

Moving soon back to St Louis. so if you are StL or Southern Illinois, read on...Several trips before the move this time next year.

I am serious about meeting, but done spending $$ on flakes, fakes and bogus stuff.

say hello if your real.

Basic profile for the Resident Perv:

I am told attractive, I am articulate, educated, outspoken, sarcastic, witty, & tend to seek the insane on the mundane rock we spin on. I am a people watcher, a visually stimulated person. I tend toward cerebral/heady people. Big ideas in small craniums (mine currently has recentlyu had 13 staples in it.. so be gentle)... You get the idea. I am all Pisces, fluid, emotional/emotive, off the cuff, definitely love water, just me...

I really just want Like Minded People who will T-A-L-K like adults about their desires & limits.

If you are st8, great I can be that too. If you are crooked, I've been bent & don't mind bending. If you are a completely SANE Perv. We will get along fine.

I have no specific relationship goal, because every person in my life is here for a reason. So they are all relationships on one level or another. I choose NOT to define or set boundaries within friendships, because every time I have in the past, things get out of hand or twisted up in odd expectations. Its a commitment to be a true friend. The rest is the bag of chips & the mint on the pillow. If you understand even 1/2 of that last sentence, we REALLY should get together & have a beer, or 3.

5/27/11 IMPORTANT update.. I've been called on the carpet by a new friend here on MenNation.com. I am a Boob and BUTT man. Obviously the boobs apply to the ladies... the Butts... I'm equal opportunity. I just love a great ass in the air, waiting, anticipating. Guilty as charged. Even if its my own on occasion.

Bi-couples to the front of the line.

Single Females up next: all welcome. All shapes, all sizes, all versions.

Single guys, have a little patience. I get mail by the truck load from y'all. Right now I am really focusing on couples & females. But if you have something you'd like to talk about, in more than 5 words. Fire away.

EDIT: Funny how many worthless emails I get from single guys or guys on the DL that are EXACTLY 5 words... go figure... get a clue...

Update 5/20/11: NO! I will not meet you in your car, at your office, in an alley, wherever and give you a blow job because your wife won't... Really? I wonder who this request debases more, me or you... just no... And guys on here wonder why women are so put off... {shaking head}

A couple of clarifications:

1.Because I work/travel so much I might appear in a different city. If I hotlist you or flirt, its to gauge interest & to re-read your profile indepth at the end of the day. Gotta start somewhere. Relax at the end of my day, cold beer, review my MenNation.com hotlist in my hotel.

2. I identify as a bisexual male. I am a true 75/25 when it comes to attraction to women/men . THAT SAID,I am always respectful of EVERYONE'S boundaries.. as you should be of mine. As I say below I can play str8, curved, crooked, or bent. I like bent occasionally LOL

If you see me as TX & you are in Vermont or Vancouver BC, don't leave me just yet, that means I am in your area for an EXTENDED period of time. When I travel its typically for 3+ weeks at a stretch per visit & usually 2-3 visits.

the only "negative" parts I am allowing in this revamp of my profile. Please read CAREFULLY


IF your profile is full of "prefer not say" don't contact me. If your Orientation (Str8/Bi/Gay/Lesbian) says "prefer not say" (PNS) & you DO contact me, in the FIRST sentence tell me WHY you have "PNS". I really am vexed that I need to add this statement: MEN: I am not here to help you sneak around on the DL. I will not fascilitate that. If your lady does not know.. I am not involved. DL is No Bueno! Step up or Step off!

IFyou are outside of the city/state I currently list, please be logical. I am flattered by TRUE interest, however I am not going to Zimbabwe, New Wales, Japan, the Phillipines, or Oman any time soon, don't contact me. Enough of the 20+ flirts a day, dang automated-bot.

IF your turn ON list is shorter than your turn offs, we probably won't connect. Not much I haven't tried at least twice to be sure I enjoyed it. Very few partners, but LOTS of great experimentation. Quality over quantity. I've been very fortunate to have a select few, VERY open minded lovers since I started in this lifestyle 14 or so years ago.

Last Negative for the Guys:

IF your buddies @ Monday night football or your pick up golf game, don't know you occasionally like cock, DO NOT contact me. Own it or move to the next profile. In not in any way saying that you need to have a bumper sticker or a bracelet, but c'mon!! DL is just not cool. NO BUENO!!! The whole DL thing is what gives those of us who are safe and HONEST a bad reputation. Read the new blog posts... and get a clue.

End of revised rant. (03/19/11)

WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications....

My Ideal Person: guys: 12/31/10... simple statement: if you can stay hard while getting fucked, AND meet ALL the above criteria , then we can talk. Sorry to be so crass... but if I can, you should too. Clear enough? Versatile here.. Tired of the lame & offensive emails & the guys posing as couples when its a guy on the DL. If you can't put it up, then don't ask me to.

Couples: str8/str8 , str8/bi, bi/bi, M/F, F/F (unlikely but a guy can dream), RARE M/M all welcome AS LONG as we discuss the expectations. I want everyone happy, no missed opportunities for any of us.

Ladies: Love you all. Any age, any size, any shape, any race, & any religion or marital status. Again, as long as we can openly discuss the expectations. discrete is fine, but lying is not.

Guys #2: re-read the paragraphs above. alone M-M play is SOOOOO very rare. Just simply does not happen very often, actually twice in almost 3 years now. Although recently I've been getting a lil' itch...Male COUPLES are more Bueno...

Best of luck to all. Hope you all find the special playmate you desire.

R.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Etheridge, Rush, TOAD, 3doors, JOan Osborne, list is huge

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
a TRULY bisexual orgy where EVERYONE is 210% bisexual.
No limits.. all pleasure. Let all the stigma go & just
enjoy.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage, list is FAR from complete

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
nope...

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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